Alphie goes river rafting.
Alphie is a one woman construction crew.
Alphie survives another cycle.
Alphie reads the proverbs.
Alphie and the invisible pogo stick.
Alphie augments her breasts with the power of bad posture.
Alphie stares at goats, to great effect.
Alphie knows how to stay fresh in the tropical heat.
Alphie rides a wooly mammoth.
Alphie shrinks her shirts.
Alphie’s hand goes into stealth mode.